If you like to shower then don’t go to mexico

I went on vacation recently to MEXICO!!! You Boys Like MEXICO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mexico was awesome, it was an amazing time, I got my Open water diving certification, I ate some amazing food. The people were amazing and super nice. I loved it. All of it. Well except for Mexico has a Problem with showers. They hate them apparently. Everywhere we went the pressure was horrible, and if you got some then the hot water would run out. It was pretty bad. Now I have to say Were not resort people, we didn’t go to any all inclusive super catered t resort. I don’t like those type of places and if i want ed to go to one id go to Florida its a cheaper flight, and I could at least speak the language.

My favorite thing about going to mexico was telling people here in the states about it. Here were some of the better responses.
“I hope you don’t get swine flu.”
“Ooh man there is a lot of terrorism down there be careful.”
“Why don’t you go to Florida?”
“If you get your head chopped off I’m not coming to your funeral.”


Those were the best ones, there were a lot more But those were the best. Now while we were there, I told some of the other people we met about the “terrorism” problems my news told me about. And i was met with a look of total disbelief, and I’m pretty sure I set american relations back a goof 50 years. Besides all that mexico is amazing, if you get a chance go. Forget the “news” and the orange terrorism alert on Cancun, fucking Cancun.. lol.. Go get your drink on if thats your thing, get your food on if thats your thing, get your snorkel, dive, hike, whatever on. We had a great time and you will to.

On to the news I missed.

One man, One computer, one Service provider, and the fail that ensues.

That’s right, Comcast. This is me, waving my white flag. I’m not going to complain to you any more. Why did I even try in the first place? It’s like trying to erode Mount Rainier with licks. So from here on out, I’m just going to take it. All the outages, all the fees, all 20 levels of customer service. Who was I kidding, anyway?

via I surrender, Comcast.

PS3 Gets HAXOred Finally

After over three years on the market, the PlayStation 3 has finally been hacked. Famous iPhone hacker George Hotz, aka “GeoHot”, has become the first to achieve the feat, though what this means for the PS3 modding community remains to be seen.

via Three years later, the PS3 gets hacked.

Google reader now reads sites without Rss Feeds.

RSS, Atom, and other XML-formatted feeds revolutionized the way we keep up with our favorite web sites, allowing us to use newsreaders to track updates rather than bookmarks and constant refreshing. The only problem: Some sites don't have RSS feeds.

The Google Reader team addressed this problem today, adding a new feature to allow users to track changes to any web site—even those that don't have their own feed.

via Google Reader Gets Smart, Tracks Updates on Feedless Web Sites – Google Reader – Lifehacker.

Bad ass Video: if you have any more info on this movie let me know. I want to go there.

The World’s Most Important 6 Second Drum Beat.

A 2004 video of Nate Harrision taking a look at “Amen Break”, the world’s most important 6 second drum beat, from the The Winstons’ 1969 song “Amen, Brother”.

via The World’s Most Important 6 Second Drum Beat.

Posted: January 28th, 2010
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Posted: January 22nd, 2010
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Why do Fat girls Smell Like fruit?

OK, Is it just me or is there some strange fascination that fattys have with food? I was walking down the hall here today and passed the pantry, a place where i go to make coffee, tea, get drinks. And I know this next sentence is gonna blow your mind. A fat girl was in there making some food (strange isn’t it?).

Now this by itself isn’t a strange thing, its not unusual for someone that big to be cooking a double bacon cheeseburger with pancakes at 9 in the morning. But as i walked by i got a wafting smell it was some type of fruit. I was like what the fuck you don’t get that big eating fruit. Well I was correct, cheeseburgers don’t smell like fruit. it was the girl. watermelon of all fucking things.

Protip of the week:
if your fat, don’t make yourself smell like food.

IN THE NEWS—————

The TacPen sports a rugged, weighty body made of high-??grade aircraft alluminum and comes with two different crown attachments designed not only to throw some hurt on an attacker, but also to lock him (or her) behind bars when the doing's done.

via Tactical Pen Perfect For Stabbing Coworkers. Ahem — I’m Looking At You, Superficial Writer – Geekologie.

If you were looking for something to get me for my co workers thats it. Thanks!!

A video from our sponsor, ooh wait we don’t got none, someone send me money…

Well thats it for today. As Always keep it trashy san diego!

Posted: January 21st, 2010
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Hello world happy Turkey Day

So its Turkey Day ill be eating some takeout food this year probablly, we haven’t had time to do or plan anything for the weekend. SO maybe we will go get something and cook it, maybe we will go to the store and buy something premade.

I don’t got a ton of shit to share with you guys, but its gold all gold.

Apple vs Dell Tech Support
Grammar first then sexy talk u liek dong
Black Friday Sales get some
Gulping down TEN alcoholic drinks a day slashes heart disease risk in men this is soo on.
ninja of the day i dont even have a comment

Muppets / Bohemian Rhapsody any questions?

Posted: November 25th, 2009
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