10100.org http://www.10100.org Wacking you with our meatsticks since 1976 Fri, 16 May 2008 18:14:14 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 en Outsourcing at its finest! http://www.10100.org/2008/05/16/outsourcing-at-its-finest/ http://www.10100.org/2008/05/16/outsourcing-at-its-finest/#comments Fri, 16 May 2008 18:13:32 +0000 K0NY http://www.10100.org/?p=1261 My former employer thinks that shipping jobs into poorer countries and spreading their data support groups across the Earth is a good strategy. What follows is an Instant Messaging conversation which took place today because the information they are trying to manage doesn’t seem to travel as quickly as the jobs of those charged with managing it. The Outsourced Guy is operating under the assumption that I still work at a place I left well over a year ago. So he contacts me when there’s a problem.

I try to establish my legitimacy then link him to some rickrolls. Feel free to follow any of the links. None of them are harmful or unsafe.

(1:04:53 PM) Outsource guy: Hi there,
(1:05:08 PM) K0NY: hello
(1:05:37 PM) Outsource guy: Hi could you please confirm me if there were any user calls, regarding ATS Online.,!
(1:05:53 PM) Outsource guy: belongs to WMTP team
(1:06:17 PM) K0NY: We got about 6 calls so far
(1:06:25 PM) Outsource guy: regarding ?
(1:06:34 PM) Outsource guy: you are warroom or GSC.,
(1:06:42 PM) K0NY: Users saying when they try logging into ATS online..
(1:06:48 PM) K0NY: their computer shuts down
(1:06:58 PM) Outsource guy: ooh god.,
(1:07:03 PM) Outsource guy: do you have any email or some thing
(1:07:16 PM) K0NY: email of what?
(1:07:25 PM) K0NY: we’ve been telling them restart and try again
(1:08:03 PM) K0NY: were you guys working on the authentication server or something?
(1:08:34 PM) Outsource guy: The web site that hosts it (TMT) was down temporarily, it is back up now.

https://atsonline.worldnet.ml.com/

(1:09:00 PM) K0NY: we didn’t see an incident notice that it was down
(1:09:05 PM) K0NY: whom did you notify?
(1:11:53 PM) K0NY: still there?
(1:12:53 PM) Outsource guy: Could you please check it again.,
(1:13:11 PM) K0NY: hang on
(1:13:27 PM) Outsource guy: if you are getting any user calls., or the issue is resolved., Bcoz the site is back up now.,
(1:15:03 PM) K0NY: is there a redirect?
(1:15:14 PM) K0NY: we just got two more calls
(1:15:53 PM) Outsource guy: hold on checking
(1:17:29 PM) Outsource guy: ATS ONline is ok for now., we did our app service recycled as per the devolpers report.,
(1:17:41 PM) Outsource guy: but it seems its good now.,
(1:18:05 PM) K0NY: They say they are getting redirected to this: https://ats.ml.com when they try to get into ATS
(1:21:44 PM) Outsource guy: Dude, all set now.,
(1:22:06 PM) Outsource guy: Developer tested the apps and they said its ok now !.,
(1:22:30 PM) K0NY: did you see the redirect got fixed?
(1:23:32 PM) Outsource guy: Hopefully yes., But i am not aware of a redirect.,
(1:23:43 PM) Outsource guy: please check again if u r still getting user calls.,
(1:23:53 PM) Outsource guy: Can i have your number., please to discuss more.,
(1:24:14 PM) K0NY: we documented it here: http://warroom.ml.com/errors
(1:24:29 PM) K0NY: hang on…on a call
(1:24:39 PM) Outsource guy: okie.,
(1:25:03 PM) K0NY: meanwhile check the link, make sure we’re talking about the same thing here
(1:25:25 PM) Outsource guy: i am getting this error., is htis the same one - got a date, can’t rick roll you right now, sorry. have a chocolate bar in the mean time.
(1:25:40 PM) K0NY: what the hell?
(1:25:44 PM) K0NY: hang on
(1:25:57 PM) Outsource guy: i am gettng this stuff only if i click on the link.,
(1:26:09 PM) Outsource guy: http://warroom.ml.com/errors
(1:26:43 PM) Outsource guy: Now it say the page cannot be displayed., !
(1:26:48 PM) K0NY: wait that’s wrong
(1:26:55 PM) Outsource guy: o
(1:26:57 PM) Outsource guy: k
(1:27:14 PM) K0NY: it’s http://warroom.ml.com/error
(1:27:17 PM) K0NY: without the S
(1:28:18 PM) Outsource guy: No clue still geting the same “the page cannot be displyed ”
(1:28:56 PM) K0NY: alright
(1:29:01 PM) K0NY: let me call the NOC
(1:29:23 PM) K0NY: I’m gonna have a smoke and a hooker and I’ll call you later
(1:29:53 PM) Outsource guy: hello please hang on
(1:30:00 PM) Outsource guy: gimme a number
(1:30:06 PM) Outsource guy: i mean your number.,
(1:30:36 PM) K0NY: I’m sorry, but I’m married. That wouldn’t be right.
(1:30:42 PM) Outsource guy: its going in a serious issue.,
(1:30:50 PM) Outsource guy: Ooh god., come on.,
(1:31:07 PM) Outsource guy: this is some serious issue., and we are in mid off creating TCIC.,
(1:31:22 PM) Outsource guy: or atleast if you can gimme some other folks to update us.,
(1:31:29 PM) K0NY: sure
(1:31:34 PM) K0NY: call Rick Astley
(1:31:42 PM) Outsource guy: is he from warrooom.,
(1:31:48 PM) K0NY: he’s at 867-5309
(1:31:58 PM) Outsource guy: full number pls
(1:32:02 PM) K0NY: sorry
(1:32:05 PM) K0NY: toll free
(1:32:12 PM) K0NY: 800-867-5309
(1:32:16 PM) Outsource guy: k
(1:32:26 PM) Outsource guy: you are not frm warroom.,
(1:32:33 PM) K0NY: later, my sandwich and brewsky is waiting
(1:32:45 PM) Outsource guy: last short question
(1:32:51 PM) Outsource guy: are u not from warroom.,
(1:34:18 PM) K0NY: I am from the loveroom…sounds so much better than “warroom” don’t you think?
(1:34:54 PM) Outsource guy: You are crazy i guess., you are not in mode to work., since bcoz weekedn starts.,
(1:35:06 PM) Outsource guy: please let me know ASAP.,
(1:35:15 PM) Outsource guy: and by the way what is ur name.,
(1:36:04 PM) K0NY: My name is Steve Guttenberg
(1:36:14 PM) Outsource guy: k thnx
(1:36:17 PM) Outsource guy: later,
(1:36:20 PM) K0NY: peace out homey

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Anyway were gonna do it, I’m in need of volunteers, prizes, and the works. I’m also going to be purchasing a couple switches to keep us up to date. Head over to the forum to vote on the dates for the next lan and get your gaming hat on bitches. 10100 LAN’s are back.

]]> http://www.10100.org/2008/05/14/nyc-hot-as-balls-lan-2008/feed/ Cheers http://www.10100.org/2008/05/13/cheers/ http://www.10100.org/2008/05/13/cheers/#comments Tue, 13 May 2008 15:05:04 +0000 sp1te http://www.10100.org/?p=1259 ]]> This is the 10100 cheers video

]]> http://www.10100.org/2008/05/13/cheers/feed/ I love you man http://www.10100.org/2008/05/13/i-love-you-man/ http://www.10100.org/2008/05/13/i-love-you-man/#comments Tue, 13 May 2008 15:04:27 +0000 sp1te http://www.10100.org/?p=1258 ]]> This is the I Love You test video. Click the more link for more details.

]]> http://www.10100.org/2008/05/13/i-love-you-man/feed/ BANG BANG BANG http://www.10100.org/2008/05/13/bang-bang-bang/ http://www.10100.org/2008/05/13/bang-bang-bang/#comments Tue, 13 May 2008 14:59:24 +0000 sp1te http://www.10100.org/?p=1257 ]]> Ok so if you have never seen the wonder that is the BANG BANG BANG VIDEO please click the more button.

]]> http://www.10100.org/2008/05/13/bang-bang-bang/feed/ Finally We Have Definitive Evidence http://www.10100.org/2008/05/12/finally-we-have-definitive-evidence/ http://www.10100.org/2008/05/12/finally-we-have-definitive-evidence/#comments Mon, 12 May 2008 13:33:05 +0000 Shiner_Man http://www.10100.org/?p=1256 Have you ever wondered what two guys who have been really good “friends” for a long time look like when they are really ghey for each other?

GHEY!

Well wonder no more.

]]> http://www.10100.org/2008/05/12/finally-we-have-definitive-evidence/feed/ best of craigslist : Thanks, Mr.Hipster Record Store Clerk. http://www.10100.org/2008/05/07/best-of-craigslist-thanks-mrhipster-record-store-clerk/ http://www.10100.org/2008/05/07/best-of-craigslist-thanks-mrhipster-record-store-clerk/#comments Wed, 07 May 2008 12:17:19 +0000 sp1te http://www.10100.org/2008/05/07/best-of-craigslist-thanks-mrhipster-record-store-clerk/ mebelimebelibest of craigslist : Thanks, Mr.Hipster Record Store Clerk.
Dear Hipster Record Store Clerk,

Thank you for judging me on the CD I bought yesterday. Our passive-aggressive altercation made me realize how conformist I am for buying an old Rage Against The Machine album. Your condescension was just the intellectual wake-up call I needed.

I discovered a new me yesterday, and my eyes were opened in a new way. Thanks to you, I realize now that the key to enlightenment is reading Pitchfork, watching High Fidelity, listening to Velvet Underground, having a tattoo of a star on the inside of my wrist, growing an ironic mustache, living in the Mission, and wearing a too-small sweater, multi-colored 70’s ski-vest, chunky plastic-frame glasses, a high school sports T-shirt, air-tight black jeans, and Nixon-era Chuck Taylors.

I had it all wrong, man. You showed me that a skilled job and a comfortable living is just a lie. I need to go to art school, have my parents pay my rent, join a Joy Division-influenced band, and wait for a record deal, like you. I’m totally missing out in life.

So thanks again for mocking me. I mean, at first I thought you were just a pathetic, frustrated musician trying to feel better about yourself. But now I see you’re an uncompromising visionary.

No one will ever understand you. You’re so different.

Signed,

Everyone Not Like You

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]]> http://www.10100.org/2008/05/01/osama-bin-laden-behind-the-madness/feed/ Events and going on’s this weekend. http://www.10100.org/2008/05/01/events-and-going-ons-this-weekend/ http://www.10100.org/2008/05/01/events-and-going-ons-this-weekend/#comments Thu, 01 May 2008 18:34:16 +0000 sp1te http://www.10100.org/?p=1249 Hello all,

This weekend we have a b-day and a Race to attend. There will be drinking on Friday night in celebration of kony’s 60th ooh wait 59th b-day right? I mean whatever he is old as shit just congratulate him on being alive. Anyway for details on how to congratulate him for staying alive head Here. Good luck on another year you old bastard!!!!

Secondly there will be racing, it will be with baud and his hot bod. If you interested in heading out for some racing action head (not that kind of head you sick bastards) over here to the one ball wizard forum. and say whazzzzzzup. To my man baud over there.

]]> http://www.10100.org/2008/05/01/events-and-going-ons-this-weekend/feed/ I Told You I Rule! http://www.10100.org/2008/04/30/i-told-you-i-rule/ http://www.10100.org/2008/04/30/i-told-you-i-rule/#comments Thu, 01 May 2008 00:07:59 +0000 Shiner_Man http://www.10100.org/?p=1248 Oh yeah!

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