Suggested Improvements for the Guy Who Mugged Me Last Week | Cracked.com
Sure, the way you didn’t shoot me was actually quite charming, and you did exhibit the always important ability to speak clearly and distinctly when threatening my life. But should you decide to pursue your hobby as a profession, you’ll need to elevate your craft.
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Comment from Wolfgame - December 22, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Sounds like a craigslist missed connections posting.
“you: holding a ‘gun’ to my back, demanding my money and jewlery
me: pissing my pants and folding like a paper towel
Let’s have coffee sometime. maybe you can mug me in the front this time *wink*”
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