So it all started with a phone call.
Ring.. Ring.. ( my ring tone is actually the final countdown but i couldnt type that all out)
J: you on for LA im buying tickets.
Me: Will there be booze?.
J: Yes
Me: lets go.
We got to the airport within a half hour of our flight leaving and were informed […]

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So i read this on one of my forums i frequent. It was said that this was posted elsewhere first. It shook me to the core. I haven’t been more shocked, disgusted, and saddened by a story in quite some time. Without further adieu i give you “the nullo”
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Tom Fuckin’ Cruise, bitches! We’ve seen him rant and rave before. We’ve watched him bounce like a loon on Oprah’s couch. He is the Scientology poster boy and his nuttiness has provoked a shit-storm. Ironically, the fecal stormRingtones espanol D500, alltel free polyphonic ringtones for free. is coming to wash away the bullshit that the […]

Just a quick synopsis about Cloverfield.
- I walked in and had a boner for the trailers - 5 Stars
- Movie starts and almost puke 20 minutes in - 3 Stars
- Monster starts kicking the shit out of everyone, little monsters attack …. no titties …. brain now feels like its in a blender, get a […]

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I’ve been looking for this beer. Still haven’t found it.
I thought this dewd was Brad Pitt!
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If you have 6 or more dildos, Texas declares that you have ‘intent to distribute’ and therefore you are a felon. If you have less than 6 then you are merely a hobbyist, and therefore things are okay.
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Just before I left for lunch today, I decided that the 4 coffee’s and 2 gallons of water that I had gluttonously gulped down should be drained from my system before my eye’s turned yellow. As I was walking to the bathroom it seemed like a normal commute the 47 ish steps it takes […]

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