About them Eagles :Drunkcyclist.com
// December 10th, 2007 // Article
About them Eagles :Drunkcyclist.com
Q: What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Philadelphia Eagles.
Q: How do you keep a Philadelphia Eagle out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Where do you go in Philadelphia in case of a tornado?
A: The Linc – they never have a touchdown there .
Q: What do you call a Philadelphia Eagle with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.
Q: Why doesn’t Camden have a professional footbal l team?
A: Because then Philadelphia would want one.
Q: What’s the difference between the Philadelphia Eagle & a dollar bill?
A: You can get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Q: How many Philadelphia Eagles does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.
And my favorite:
Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell “Jesus Christ”.
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BOOOOOOO!!!!
Harty-fucking-har. The Eagles blow this year. Big deal.
They blow every year.
Yes. Like when they went to the superbowl. They definitely blew then.
they sound like the Bills, always getting to the superbowl and then just fucking it up….