best of craigslist : Thanks, Mr.Hipster Record Store Clerk.
Dear Hipster Record Store Clerk,

Thank you for judging me on the CD I bought yesterday. Our passive-aggressive altercation made me realize how conformist I am for buying an old Rage Against The Machine album. Your condescension was just the intellectual wake-up call I needed.

I discovered a new me yesterday, and my eyes were opened in a new way. Thanks to you, I realize now that the key to enlightenment is reading Pitchfork, watching High Fidelity, listening to Velvet Underground, having a tattoo of a star on the inside of my wrist, growing an ironic mustache, living in the Mission, and wearing a too-small sweater, multi-colored 70’s ski-vest, chunky plastic-frame glasses, a high school sports T-shirt, air-tight black jeans, and Nixon-era Chuck Taylors.

I had it all wrong, man. You showed me that a skilled job and a comfortable living is just a lie. I need to go to art school, have my parents pay my rent, join a Joy Division-influenced band, and wait for a record deal, like you. I’m totally missing out in life.

So thanks again for mocking me. I mean, at first I thought you were just a pathetic, frustrated musician trying to feel better about yourself. But now I see you’re an uncompromising visionary.

No one will ever understand you. You’re so different.

Signed,

Everyone Not Like You

How have I missed this gem for so long?

Hello all,

This weekend we have a b-day and a Race to attend. There will be drinking on Friday night in celebration of kony’s 60th ooh wait 59th b-day right? I mean whatever he is old as shit just congratulate him on being alive. Anyway for details on how to congratulate him for staying alive head Here. Good luck on another year you old bastard!!!!

Secondly there will be racing, it will be with baud and his hot bod. If you interested in heading out for some racing action head (not that kind of head you sick bastards) over here to the one ball wizard forum. and say whazzzzzzup. To my man baud over there.

It seems that hulu has all the arrested development episodes online. Head on over and get some!!!

Hulu - Arrested Development

Go check out the new iPhone Video Recorder over at MyTriniPhone.com. It is pretty nice, but for the full licensed version, you will have to purchase. To test it out, you will be able to record about 30 seconds of footage.

iPhone Video Recorder Version 1.1.6 - The first iphone video recorder with sound! This update includes - Audio bit Rate control, four image quality options, audio input amp and four different video size modes.

To install IPhone video Recorder add the following source to installer; http://www.iphone-recorder.com/install2

so i switched the forum over to smf while noone was looking. Please head over there and have a look around. SHoot me some comments, and let me know what you think about it in general. Also if your missing one of the forums you had but do not see it now let me know.

Mind: Why Multitaskers Fail | Newsweek Voices - Wray Herbert | Newsweek.com
You’ve just moved to town and need a place to live. You’ve narrowed your choices to three apartments that seem suitable. The first is spacious, 800 square feet, but it’s a good 15 miles from your new job. That’s a long daily commute. The second is much closer, only about seven miles away, but at 450 square feet the space is a bit cramped. The third is 350 square feet and 10 miles from work. You’re running out of time and need to get yourself settled. Which do you choose?

Its something i wonder quite often. I consider myself a ok multitasker, but i prefer to focus. On one thing at a time.

Firedoglake » It’s Official: Bush Is Objectively The Most Hated President In History
Congratulations to George W. Bush and the Republican Party for another historic milestone set by the Great Leader:

At 39 months in the doghouse, George W. Bush has surpassed Harry Truman’s record as the postwar president to linger longest without majority public approval.

Bush hasn’t received majority approval for his work in office in ABC News/Washington Post polls since Jan. 16, 2005 three years and three months ago. The previous record was Truman’s during his last 38 months in office.

What do you think? worst president in history?

Nothing but a test..go back to sleep fuckers……

http://dailycostume.com/archive/gaytest/

I like the 16 year old on the left, oh and the “butch dike mom” in the semi middle, ymmv

discuss..

-GD